Let’s do a
derphead count.
#what’s funny is that he woke up looking like this #I bet Coulson was the one who combed his hair after they thawed him out
“It falls JUST LIKE THIS OKAY, here I have reference pictures from the third propaganda film, it looks juuuust like that. No, not—ugh, can’t you do anything right, give me that comb.”
How can I just see Coulson doing this…?
“Agent, our top priority really isn’t fixing his hair, we—”
“WHAT? Without his hair, who IS Captain America??”





